Laugh for the day

[Pipelayer]

Man tells his wife that when he dies that his final wish is to have all of his money buried in the casket with him. So the time comes that the man dies and at his funeral his wife has them open the casket and places a large box in it.. After the funeral her friend says to her "you put all of the money in the casket". She replies oh hell no, I wrote him a check....


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[EPL]

man tells his wife that when he dies that his final wish is to have all of his money buried in the casket with him. So the time comes that the man dies and at his funeral his wife has them open the casket and places a large box in it.. After the funeral her friend says to her "you put all of the money in the casket". She replies oh hell no, i wrote him a check....


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lol !!!

[EPL]

A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE.... *

She desperately wanted a pair of beautiful alligator shoes. *
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the* *shopkeepers,
the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my
own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' *

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ’Well, little lady, why don't you
go give it a try?' *

The blonde headed off to the swamp,determined to catch an alligator. Later
in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the **young woman
standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge
9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the
blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.


Nearby were 7 more dead 'gators, all lying belly up.*

he shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the
gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration ...... *
"Son-of-a-bitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"*

[The Rattler (BLR)]

A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE.... *

She desperately wanted a pair of beautiful alligator shoes. *
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the* *shopkeepers,
the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my
own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' *

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ’Well, little lady, why don't you
go give it a try?' *

The blonde headed off to the swamp,determined to catch an alligator. Later
in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the **young woman
standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge
9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the
blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.


Nearby were 7 more dead 'gators, all lying belly up.*

he shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the
gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration ...... *
"Son-of-a-bitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"*

Lmao...funny

[LBR]

Lol

[Pipelayer]

Lol


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[LBR]

Oops!

[LBR]

[LBR]

[Beach Leo]

ALABAMA DECLARES WAR ON USA

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is
Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack, in Mobile , and I am callin' to
tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"

"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is
your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my
cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from
Hooters. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my
army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have to call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Mr. Obama, the war is still
on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks
and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one
and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. “President Obama! I am sorry
to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat
over sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed
that many prisoners."