Laugh for the day

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Some Crazy pictures....

[MrH]

If I had this it would be flying across the room.

[MrH]

Three Ladies are playing the fourth hole at Plesington golf course on the edge of Blackburn, when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.


The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.

The first lady says, "He is definitely not my husband."

The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says, "He is not mine either."

After a very considered inspection, the third lady finally says, "He's not even a member of this golf club"

[LBR]

^^that right there is funny stuff, folks!... haha

[MrH]

Car Keys- PRICELESS!!.

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice."Are you kidding me?"he barked,"I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said,"Well, come and get me."
He retorted,"I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"

Welcome to the golden years

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