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08-17-2015 02:44 PM #131Crackerjack Driver
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08-18-2015 08:29 AM #132Crackerjack Driver
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08-18-2015 10:01 AM #133Super Moderator
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08-18-2015 12:33 PM #134Super Moderator
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This one is always good for a chuckle
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08-19-2015 08:37 PM #135Crackerjack Driver
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08-19-2015 09:54 PM #136Competent Driver
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LOL. The lyin' king,
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08-19-2015 10:08 PM #137Crackerjack Driver
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Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!!"
'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.'
Mark Twain
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08-19-2015 10:28 PM #138Crackerjack Driver
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.'
Mark Twain
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08-19-2015 11:12 PM #139Crackerjack Driver
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you
shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like
the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the
second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No,"
said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.'
Mark Twain
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08-20-2015 12:09 AM #140Crackerjack Driver
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'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.'
Mark Twain
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