Laugh for the day

[Beer Mod]

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[MrH]

[Lennart]

I stopped by the Ford Dealership
> Yesterday, for a look at the new F-250
> Pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test
> drive. I wanted to
> sense that new truck "feel and smell."
>
> The salesman (a handsome, big black man wearing an Obama
> "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next
> to me, describing the truck and all its
> "wonderful" options.
>
> The seats were of particular interest. He explained
> that the seats
> directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed
> cool air to
> your butt in the summer heat.
>
> Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be
> a
> Republican truck.
>
> Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a
> Republican truck.
>
> I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would
> just blow
> smoke up your ass year-round.
>
> I had to walk back to the dealership. Guy had no sense
> of humor.

[LBR]

I stopped by the Ford Dealership
> Yesterday, for a look at the new F-250
> Pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test
> drive. I wanted to
> sense that new truck "feel and smell."
>
> The salesman (a handsome, big black man wearing an Obama
> "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next
> to me, describing the truck and all its
> "wonderful" options.
>
> The seats were of particular interest. He explained
> that the seats
> directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed
> cool air to
> your butt in the summer heat.
>
> Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be
> a
> Republican truck.
>
> Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a
> Republican truck.
>
> I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would
> just blow
> smoke up your ass year-round.
>
> I had to walk back to the dealership. Guy had no sense
> of humor.

Hahaha....that is rich!

[Lennart]

Lmao !

[Beer Mod]

^^^ haha

[Beer Mod]

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[MrH]

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her "I'll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we'll just tighten the screw a little... and the wrinkles will disappear!" The woman was enthused and told the doctor to "GO FOR IT!" The surgery was a resounding success, and the woman went home happy. A few months later, the woman returned in a great state of agitation. She pointed to her face and said "Just look at these bags under my eyes! Where the hell did they come from?" The surgeon looked at her closely and said "Those aren't BAGS under your eyes. Those are your breasts. And if you keep messing around with that screw... pretty soon you'll have a goatee!"

[LBR]

Some Crazy pictures....

[MrH]

If I had this it would be flying across the room.