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yesterday , today and tomorrow !!Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnycat8
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A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts" They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked," What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"
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That's the BEST!! ROFLQuote:
Originally Posted by Beer Mod
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jc8 !!
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lmao and thank you its added to the collection.... dec is just around the corner i added a few more too going to be driving people crazy again this yr.Quote:
Originally Posted by EPL
A police officer called the station on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor's still wet."
LMAO !! that's about how it is at my house !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Turtle Tim
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in las vegas,
but there are more catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks.
Hahaha...funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flash
...I was walking past the a schoolyard the other
day, and all these
students were shouting, "13...13....13...13."
The fence was too high to see over, but then I saw a
little hole in the
planks ...and so I bent down and looked through to see
what was going
on.
Some little *&%#%! poked me in the eye with his
finger!
Then they all started shouting.......
"14...14...14...14....".
sir i found why your boost is gone.....
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Are you sure that isn't just a bad muffler bearing !! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by johnnycat8
Are you sure that isn't just a bad muffler bearing !! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by johnnycat8
Love the look on the cats facehttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11...e2c57371b3.jpg
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