Originally Posted by
EPL
A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE.... *
She desperately wanted a pair of beautiful alligator shoes. *
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the* *shopkeepers,
the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my
own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' *
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ’Well, little lady, why don't you
go give it a try?' *
The blonde headed off to the swamp,determined to catch an alligator. Later
in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the **young woman
standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge
9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the
blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead 'gators, all lying belly up.*
he shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the
gator.
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration ...... *
"Son-of-a-bitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"*