Laugh for the day

[EPL]

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[MrH]

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[MrH]

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[MrH]

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[CarrieJ899]

Haha

That's the BEST!! ROFL


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[EPL]

jc8 !!



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[johnnycat8]

jc8 !!



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lmao and thank you its added to the collection.... dec is just around the corner i added a few more too going to be driving people crazy again this yr.

[Turtle Tim]

A police officer called the station on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"Not yet. The floor's still wet."

[EPL]

A police officer called the station on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"Not yet. The floor's still wet."

LMAO !! that's about how it is at my house !!

[Turtle Tim]

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[LBR]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[Flash]

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in las vegas,
but there are more catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks.

[LBR]

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in las vegas,
but there are more catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks.
Hahaha...funny!

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[MrH]

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[johnnycat8]

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[EPL]

...I was walking past the a schoolyard the other
day, and all these
students were shouting, "13...13....13...13."

The fence was too high to see over, but then I saw a
little hole in the
planks ...and so I bent down and looked through to see
what was going
on.

Some little *&%#%! poked me in the eye with his
finger!

Then they all started shouting.......

"14...14...14...14....".

[johnnycat8]

sir i found why your boost is gone.....

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[EPL]

sir i found why your boost is gone.....

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Are you sure that isn't just a bad muffler bearing !! LOL

[EPL]

sir i found why your boost is gone.....

1173

Are you sure that isn't just a bad muffler bearing !! LOL

[MrH]

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[The Rattler (BLR)]

Love the look on the cats facehttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/19/98a8c55678e3715fcfd36de2c57371b3.jpg

[MrH]

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[The Rattler (BLR)]

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[Turtle Tim]

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[EPL]

Lol !!

[The Rattler (BLR)]

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[LBR]

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[The Rattler (BLR)]

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[EPL]

What do you see ?? LOL


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[Ed Harvey]

That's no turkey.

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[crazywatson]

It's a Turdkey

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[EPL]

It's a Turdkey

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Reminds me of a donut someone on this forum had !! Crazy !!

[crazywatson]

Ah lol the old Cock and Balls from Voodoo Donuts that's good stuff!

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[EPL]

Ah lol the old Cock and Balls from Voodoo Donuts that's good stuff!

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Ding Ding we have a winner !!! LOL

[EPL]

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[MrH]

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[LBR]

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[EPL]

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[LBR]

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[EPL]

...

[CarrieJ899]

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[Flying Dog]

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[TrailGirl78]

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:)

[EPL]

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:)

lol !!

[EPL]

A boy and his Rhino , is this where it all started Lance ??


...

[LBR]

See, I told you I was a little cutie back then!....even sporting my automotive themed 'jammies!!...lol

[CarrieJ899]

Elf on the Shelf even made it to UTV Takeover!!http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/03/cd322c33c54fb584d14c19cf561d874e.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/03/25a5096fcce397e3e6b8beb073aedfbb.jpg


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[Sweet34]

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LMAO !! When I was 18 used to do this to a lady that lived in the complex I lived in .

[LBR]

I am truely disappointed in myself for not thinking of this hellish little trick....am gonna go stand in the corner for an hour...hahahaha.....

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[Pipelayer]

Funny


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[utvcr_admn]

i am truely disappointed in myself for not thinking of this hellish little trick....am gonna go stand in the corner for an hour...hahahaha.....

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lmao !!

[EPL]

Ha ha !!

[The Rattler (BLR)]

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[CarrieJ899]

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[LBR]

Art Linkletter said it best..."kids will say the darndest things!"...hahaha

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[MrH]

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[MrH]

Sorry this isn't funny. It's sad!!

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[So Cal Sam]

Lol

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Too funny [emoji12]


:)

[EPL]

I understand !! LOL

[LBR]

I understand !! LOL
Ha-ha...that's why you build your house with a roll up garage door instead of a patio slider!

[The Rattler (BLR)]

Core math...NOT
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[The Rattler (BLR)]

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[EPL]

I just had to post it !!!

[LBR]

You just HAD to, didn't you!...(errppp!!)...hahaha

[LBR]

Too many negative posts in social media nowadays, so here's a positive one for ya'll....

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[The Rattler (BLR)]

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[The Rattler (BLR)]

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[EPL]

This is what you get when you unwrap a candy Santa !!

[CarrieJ899]

With a cadbury cream center [emoji13][emoji23]


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[EPL]

with a cadbury cream center [emoji13][emoji23]


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lol !!

[Pipelayer]

Should have been a bigger chocolate Santa.


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[Flash]

with a cadbury cream center [emoji13][emoji23]


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lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flash]

Should have been a bigger chocolate Santa.


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Just a little squirt !!!!!!!!!!!!

[CarrieJ899]

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[LBR]

Haha....Surprise Toys by ANL...hahahaha

[LBR]

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[Turtle Tim]

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[Turtle Tim]

1330

The Washington Redskins
finally drops offensive name

Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is
dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be
simply known as "The Redskins."

It was reported that he finds the word 'Washington' imparts a negative image of
poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is
not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.

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[EPL]

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lol

[LBR]

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[LBR]

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[LBR]

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[EPL]

I know the feeling all to well !!

[Fast Pat]

So True !

[The Rattler (BLR)]

So True !
So agree...

[The Rattler (BLR)]

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[EPL]

...

[MrH]

...

Where is this? Tennessee? Lol


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[EPL]

Where is this? Tennessee? Lol


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I don't know where this one is ,but just saw one a while back here in California !!

[KNB]

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That's sweet, its a redneck high rise!

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:)

[MrH]

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[Turtle Tim]

1429

[LBR]

I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for DUI!! It saved me!!

As you know, people have been known to have unexpected brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.

Well, two days ago, it happened to me. I was out for the evening to a Christmas Party and had more than several margaritas coupled with a bottle of rather nice red wine. It was held at a great Mexican restaurant!!

Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something I've never done before - I took a taxi home!

Sure enough on the way home there was a police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident. These roadblocks can be anywhere and I realized how lucky I was to have chosen to take a taxi!!

This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.

So, anyway, if you want to borrow it give me a call.

Have a Merry Christmas and be safe out there!

[EPL]

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says,
"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!".
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

[Turtle Tim]

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[Turtle Tim]

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[Turtle Tim]

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[Turtle Tim]

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[TrailGirl78]

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:)

[lowranger]

That's funny..... :-)

[MrH]

Ma and Pa were celebrating 50 years together.

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.


"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1.
'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."


"Not to worry," said the father.
"Important thing is we're all together today."



Son No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great, Dad.
I just flew in from LA between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."



"It's nothing," said the father.
"We're glad you were able to come."



Just then the daughter arrived.
"Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."



After they had finished dessert, the father said,
"There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.

"You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college.

Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."


The three children gasped and said,
"WHAT? You mean we're bastards?"



"Yep", said the father,
"Cheap ones too..."


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[Ripshift]

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

[The Rattler (BLR)]

For us in Oregon this has become somewhat of a dividing point...I think it fricken hilarious
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[LBR]

His wife told him to fix the raingutter spout. 3 friends and 4 hours with a welder, some metal, and beer still didn't make her happy!

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[MrH]

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[LBR]

Lol!

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[LBR]

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me ...."

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!"

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...?" Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...."

They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.

[EPL]

lol!

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lol !!

[LBR]

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[MrH]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”

“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”

LOL! Keep smiling!


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[5150George]

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?", asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, "Good - She's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."

[MrH]

Two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle of the airplane.
Both are wearing dark sunglasses, one is using a guide dog,the other is
tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men Enter, the door
closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing
nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little
practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.



In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turn to the other and says, "you
know , Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're
all going to die.


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[LBR]

A WISH TO LIVE FOREVER

I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, “I want to live forever.”
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”
“OK,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

[MrH]

A very rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink, when he sees a guy close by wearing a Yarmulke, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.

So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over there."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

He does this once again for the third time, but not including the Jew again.

The Arab gets real cranky so he asks the bartender: "what the hell is the matter with that Jew ? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar, all 113 of them but him, and all the silly beggar does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts ?"

"Nope", replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
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[LBR]

Life as a child growing up in Florence .....

Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor tire will take 6 rounds before it goes down?*

Tough sumbich.

That got boring, so being the 10 yr. old Dukes of Hazard fan that I was, I quickly advanced to taking strips of cut up T-shirt doused in chainsaw gas tied around the end and was sending flaming arrows all over the place

One summer afternoon, I was shooting flaming arrows into a large rotten oak stump in our backyard. I looked over under the carport and see a shiny brand new can of starting fluid (Ether). The light bulb went off in my head.

I grabbed the can and set it on the stump. I thought that it would probably just spray out in a disappointing manner. Lets face it, to a 10 yr old mouth-breather like myself, (Ether), really doesn't "sound" flammable.

So, I went back into the house and got a 1 pound can of pyrodex (black powder for muzzle loader rifles).

At this point, I set the can of ether on the stump and opened up the can of black powder. My intentions were to sprinkle a little bit around the (Ether) can but it all sorta dumped out on me. No biggie, a 1 lb. pyrodex and 16 oz (Ether) should make a loud pop, kinda like a firecracker you know?

You know what? Screw that I'm going back in the house for the other can.

Yes, I got a second can of pyrodex and dumped it too. Now we're cookin'.

I stepped back about 15 ft and lit the 2 stroke arrow. I drew the nock to my cheek and took aim. As I released I heard a clunk as the arrow launched from my bow. In a slow motion time frame, I turned to see my dad getting out of the truck... OH SHOOT! He just got home from work. So help me God it took 10 minutes for that arrow to go from my bow to the can. My dad was walking towards me in slow motion with a WTF look in his eyes. I turned back towards my target just in time to see the arrow pierce the starting fluid can right at the bottom. Right through the main pile of pyrodex and into the can. Oh shoot.

When the shock wave hit it knocked me off my feet. I don't know if it was the actual compression wave that threw me back or just reflex jerk back from 235 fricking decibels of sound. I caught a half a millisecond glimpse of the violence during the initial explosion and I will tell you there was dust, grass, and bugs all hovering 1 ft above the ground as far as I could see. It was like a little low to the ground layer of dust fog full of grasshoppers, spiders, and a worm or two.

The daylight turned purple. Let me repeat this... THE FRICKING DAYLIGHT TURNED PURPLE.

There was a big sweetgum tree out by the gate going into the pasture. Notice I said "was". That sumbich got up and ran off.

So here I am, on the ground blown completely out of my shoes with my thundercats T-Shirt shredded, my dad is on the other side of the carport having what I can only assume is a Vietnam flashback: ECHO BRAVO CHARLIE YOU'RE BRINGIN' EM IN TOO CLOSE!! CEASE FIRE. DAMN IT CEASE FIRE!!!!!

His hat has blown off and is 30 ft behind him in the driveway. All windows on the north side of the house are blown out and there is a slow rolling mushroom cloud about 2000 ft. over our backyard. There is a Honda 185 3 wheeler parked on the other side of the yard and the fenders are drooped down and are now touching the tires.

I wish I knew what I said to my dad at this moment. I don't know - I know I said something. I couldn't hear. I couldn't hear inside my own head. I don't think he heard me either.... not that it would really matter. I don't remember much from this point on. I said something, felt a sharp pain, and then woke up later. I felt a sharp pain, blacked out, woke later....repeat this process for an hour or so and you get the idea. I remember at one point my mom had to give me CPR. and Dad screaming "Bring him back to life so I can kill him again". Thanks Mom.

One thing is for sure... I never had to mow around that stump again, Mom had been bitching about that thing for years and dad never did anything about it. I stepped up to the plate and handled business..

Dad sold his muzzle loader a week or so later. I still have some sort of bone growth abnormality, either from the blast or the beating, or both.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, get your kids into archery.. It's good discipline and will teach them skills they can use later on in life.

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Some crazy old man told me back in the day they use the ride Rhino's...I'm pretty sure he's a liar! They're big, smelly, heavy and slow why would anyone want to do that.

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Some crazy old man told me back in the day they use the ride Rhino's...I'm pretty sure he's a liar! They're big, smelly, heavy and slow why would anyone want to do that.

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Hahaha..you effer!

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Some crazy old man told me back in the day they use the ride Rhino's...I'm pretty sure he's a liar! They're big, smelly, heavy and slow why would anyone want to do that.

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Game on....will work on it tomorrow.

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87, they are upside down


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Winner, winner!!!

You win the lead spot in the next Crazy ride!!


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87, they are upside down


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Nice job!

[crazywatson]

Hahaha..you effer!
Lol Rhino jokes still in season.

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Winner, winner!!!

You win the lead spot in the next Crazy ride!!


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Thank you!!


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[Scrat]

he
pharmacist walks into the
store to find a guy leaning heavily against a
wall.


He asks the blonde clerk:

"What's with that guy over there by the
wall?"


The blonde clerk responds:
"Well, he came in here this morning to get
something> for his cough. I couldn't
find the cough syrup, so I gave him an
entire bottle of
Laxative"

The pharmacist yells:

"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with
laxative!"


The blonde clerk responds,

"Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid
to
cough.

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So true !

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[LBR]

This one cracked me up....yup!

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This is why I love all the Crazies http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/01/20/b9d13bee9a87ec356e8a4719bf695965.jpg

[EPL]

I know BLR !!! LOL

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Hahaha!!

[EPL]

A cow, an ant, and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something.

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A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?' 'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly 'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'

[Beach Leo]

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250 000 miles. One day she told her problem to a friend she worked with. The friend told her "There is a way to make the car easier to sell but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "OK," said the friend. "Here's the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem selling your car." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the friend asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."

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[LBR]

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

[Ruckzuck]

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'


Would be my Luck .

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[LBR]

Some things just make one say "Wuw!"

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Lol !!



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[Bedo]

Some things just make one say "Wuw!"

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Pretty cool !

[LBR]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".

[Beach Leo]

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"

[EPL]

Lol !!



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[LBR]

I went to the supermarket today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Dick headed cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

[LBR]

Be careful tomorrow, Punxsutawney Phil!!

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lol !!

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Lol !!



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1588

[EPL]

This is how i look at it !!



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[LBR]

Know what they call a chameleon that can't change colors????

A reptile disfunction!

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[EPL]

This one is for Barry (AlfaBaz) LMAO !!!



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[AlfaBaz]

This one is for Barry (AlfaBaz) LMAO !!!



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Yeah, yeah...........

[EPL]

Yeah, yeah...........

Pat (gridman) made me post it !! LOL

[AlfaBaz]

Pat (gridman) made me post it !! LOL

You'll all be sorry when I'm King.............

[EPL]

King of what ??

[AlfaBaz]

King of what ??

The world!

[EPL]

The world!

Sorry to burst your bubble Barry but I already have that position and don't plan on giving it up anytime soon !! LOL

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The biggest problem is there are people out there that think that's a better deal !!

[EPL]

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

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Neil.... U know we could race that in the Desert if it had a turbo[emoji1360]


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[neil11975]

Neil.... U know we could race that in the Desert if it had a turbo[emoji1360]


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Heck yeah! It would probably float through the whoops

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[EPL]

Gotta love it !!


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[EPL]

I think I have seen this person !!


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[KNB]

I think I have seen this person !!


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I think we hired him once, didn't take long to get rid of him

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[EPL]

Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I'm done drinking the alcohol inside, I feel a lot better.

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[LBR]

Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I'm done drinking the alcohol inside, I feel a lot better.
Hahaha hahaha!!!!!!

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All righty then.....http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160302/c061de842b7f5b9117917394aac181e9.jpg

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I had to laugh when I seen this..it reminded me of a friend when we were out riding one time

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Gotta love tacos [emoji895]


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BeepBeep.....

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